scrumtrulescence!

to you

Well I personally have never met you and I know I am the person you like the least in the entire universe (although you don’t know me at all as well).

But if there were a boy I’d persistently fight for, or “steal” from anyone, he would have to be a top-notch candidate for the nicest-most-trustworthy-most-loving-most-amazing-guy-on-earth award.

But as it is,  the boy you’re claiming is not one. So you can have him all to yourself. There are already way too many a-holes in my life, I have very little room for more and that particular one you want is totally replaceable. If I wanted a jerk, I’d go pick one up around the corner.

Sorry for any trouble I caused. I am not fighting for this one, I swear.

Take him please, thank you, good luck and enjoy!

(*bitterness-ridden post hahahaha*

to you: sorry. you know this is only half-meant :P ) )